Friday, March 02, 2007

i've changed from dark to sadistic. like jackass, its so awesome. i saw the pre-jackass johnny knoxville test out self defense equipment. red pepper spray, stun gun, taser, bulletproof vest, tested with a revolver. some sounds from the tests:

pepper spray: okay, hit me. *gets sprayed* fuck! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *unintelligible noises*

stun gun: *strangled noises and falls on the ground* ahhhhhhhh.. fuck! well you can't see any marks, but i guess it got me.

taser: *more strangled noises, twitching on the ground* oh fuck! ahhh that hurts.. YEEK cut that out! AHHH.. jason let go of that thing or i'll kick your fucking ASS. well THAT hurt more than the stun gun..

bullet proof vest: *johnny cocks the gun and points at his chest. 5 minutes pass.* come on pj, we're all waiting.. just shoot the damn thing. *another 5 minutes* ah, forget it. let's go. *BAM*

jackass is the best, really. some ones are really sick, like the one where the guy put a fish hook through his mouth, and the one where bam got branded on his ass.. ouch. oh well, it's all good, clean, wholesome, family-friendly fun.

i've got guitar classes tomorrow at plaza sing, i feel kinda nervous. i just hope to God there's hot girls in my guitar class.

10:32 PM N